"People say there is no I in team. I say: look harder. Also, I would like to point out that BRIAN contains an I, that I am the founder of this company, and that without me there would be no team to put an I in. So in a very real sense, the I is load-bearing. You're welcome, team."
Conducted by Brian. Peer reviewed by nobody. Brian did not ask for peer review.
Contains: T, E, A, M. No I. Brian acknowledges this. He does not think it applies to him specifically. He has said this out loud on more than one occasion.
Contains: B, R, I, A, N. One I. Centrally located. Brian considers its position in the word to be "not an accident." Brenda has not commented. Dave said "that's just how names work." Brian wrote it down.
Brian is the I. The team exists around the I. The I is Brian. This is not a metaphor. Brian has a whiteboard diagram. It has been up since March. Nobody has touched it.
(The other two people)
"I have been at this company for six years. My name also has an I in it. Brian has not mentioned this. I have chosen not to bring it up."
"I don't have a last name on the website so I'm not sure this applies to me. Also DAVE has no I in it. I feel this is relevant. Brian disagrees."
You came here to learn about the team.
You learned about Brian. As Brian intended.