YOUR DREEM HOME
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All properties priced to reflect Brian's financial situation* *Brian is in significant debt
Brian purchased this in 2021 as a 'quick flip.' He repainted the kitchen twice (both wrong colors), removed a wall he describes as 'probably not load-bearing,' and installed a backsplash that Brenda said looks like a crime scene. It has been on the market for 14 months.
Brian saw a YouTube video about 'open plan living' and took it literally. The floors are gone. He also removed what he called a 'decorative wall' that turned out to be neither decorative nor optional. The bathroom was untouched because Brian 'ran out of weekends.'
Brian bought this to flip and lived in it for 8 months while 'working on it.' Work completed: one accent wall (disputed), a new mailbox, and a pergola Brenda described as 'structurally optimistic.' Brian left when the pergola 'settled.' He says it's fine. He has not been back to check.
Why Choose Rock Bottom?
(We asked ourselves this too. Here's what we came up with.)
🌟 Our World-Class Team 🌟
(2 people. Dave and Brenda.)
Brian has 3 years of experience spread across 11 years in the business. The other 8 years are "complicated." Brian is passionate about real estate and also about telling you about his fantasy football team.
"I'm a real hard ass about real estate, that's why I started rock bottom properties!"
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Brenda is passionate about real estate and also about competitive jigsaw puzzling (regional finalist, 2019, 1000-piece category). She will bring it up. She has a laminated certificate. It is the only certificate she has laminated. Brenda is also certified in something real-estate-related — that one is in a drawer somewhere. She'll find it eventually.
(Dave forgot to take one)
Dave joined Rock Bottom Properties in an unofficial capacity after Brian posted "help wanted, no pay, flexible hours (Brian's hours)" on a community board. Dave was told to make the listings page harder to find. He did not do this. Dave also told Brian regarding his music "I have heard worse. Not recently." Brian has not forgiven him.
"I'm just here until something better comes along. It's been two years."
Testimonials
These are real reviews. We did not write them ourselves. (Brenda wrote one of them.)
"They found us a house. It had walls."
"I would use them again if I had no other options."
"3 stars. Would have been 4 but Dave was 45 minutes late and blamed 'traffic' even though we could see him in the parking lot."
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