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Some of the walls are load-bearing. We think. Roof is 'mostly' there. Great bones if you like bones.
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The previous owner left in a hurry but took most of the floors. Priced to move!! (You will need to bring your own floors)
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4 bed 2 bath. One of the bathrooms is more of a 'concept' at this point. Neighborhood described as 'up and coming' since 1987.
Why Choose Rock Bottom?
(We asked ourselves this too. Here's what we came up with.)
🌟 Our World-Class Team 🌟
(2 people. Dave and Brenda.)
(Brian lost the file)
Brian has 3 years of experience spread across 11 years in the business. The other 8 years are "complicated." Brian is passionate about real estate and also about telling you about his fantasy football team.
"I'm a real hard ass about real estate, that's why I started rock bottom properties!"
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Brenda is passionate about real estate and also about her cats (17 of them). She will mention both. Brenda is certified in something — the certificate is at home somewhere. She'll find it.
Testimonials
These are real reviews. We did not write them ourselves. (Brenda wrote one of them.)
"They found us a house. It had walls."
"I would use them again if I had no other options."
"3 stars. Would have been 4 but Dave was 45 minutes late and blamed 'traffic' even though we could see him in the parking lot."
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